Alyssa. Or Al if you will. Age 19. Demiseuxal. You clicked on this link for who knows what reason. Now you have to pay the price. You may be bombarded by Buffy, Angel, Supernatural, Disney/Nondisney, Doctor Who (But only seasons 1-4), Torchwood, Firefly, Avengers/SHEILD, Once Upon a Time, Walking Dead, Vikings, Hannibal, American Horror Story, Dollhouse, BBC Sherlock, Night Vale, RPDR, and other beautiful fandoms. I don't really consider myself a shipper. However, I do casually ship lots of things like Janto, Spawn, Ianto/Owen, Spangelus, Fresley, RumBelle, E/R, platonic Destiel, and many more. I enjoy moonlit walks on the beach and strawberry milkshakes.

SLYTHERCLAW
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zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

31 Days of Halloween - Day 17 - Maggie

Walking Dead. Ignore my dumb finger gun I don’t have any fake guns

The Big Bang Theory shows geek culture the same way that 50 Shades of Grey shows BDSM culture.

(via dezi-desire)

OH MY GOD YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

(via benaddicted4life)

HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake

justfuninsanity:

Lets be honest here,

I know we would all say we would be Rick or Daryl in the apocalypse but in reality we would all be Eugene.